I hate men folk, especially those around me! They are the most illogical, corrupt and absolutely self conceited (pigs), the worst of all species on this poor Earth! Be it my bloody plumber, who wouldn't take a second when he has to collect the maintenance fee but takes years (almost eternity) to fix a broken tap ‘cause of which my water tank gets emptied before I can even wash my face!
Or my confused loud-mouthed driver, who has made enemies with almost the entire colony and… oh yes, he’s the one who wouldn’t take directions from me and land up in major fights with traffic policemen (taking the wrong turns and jumping red lights of course), courtesy his illogical “sense” of direction…
Then of course the crooning idiot in my house, my male house help who has this weird belief that he’s God gifted with vocal chords as “sureela” as Himmesh Reshammia. Would you believe it, he gets up at 5 am and actually practices on my terrace! My scheming neighbours have found a way to avenge themselves; they keep on playing with their furniture, dragging it from one end to another to give us sleepless nights!
Though the list is endless these comprise the most important pains in my…(you know what).
But hey the one who beats them all is…any guesses? Yes, all the wives of this world you got it right! He’s indeed my dear husband! ARRRRRGGGGH I feel clawed! Mother nature what got into your head when you made husbands? Was the world already coming to an end then? Oh how I hate those self-pity moments when darling returns from office with all the load of this cruel world on him…each time ther’s a problem to be fixed at home, you should look at the tremendous performance that can give even Al Pacino a run for his money! Feigning a headache is the best excuse till date…’cause if I speak a little over my pitch he starts complaining of a migraine, or the start of some deadly disease…! Grrrrr…God I wish you could come down once and see the overacting you would hate yourself for the “biggest mistake” of your life!
And it’s just not my home, clearly look around anywhere in this world, you will realize the root of all atrocities and problems of this world!
Or my confused loud-mouthed driver, who has made enemies with almost the entire colony and… oh yes, he’s the one who wouldn’t take directions from me and land up in major fights with traffic policemen (taking the wrong turns and jumping red lights of course), courtesy his illogical “sense” of direction…
Then of course the crooning idiot in my house, my male house help who has this weird belief that he’s God gifted with vocal chords as “sureela” as Himmesh Reshammia. Would you believe it, he gets up at 5 am and actually practices on my terrace! My scheming neighbours have found a way to avenge themselves; they keep on playing with their furniture, dragging it from one end to another to give us sleepless nights!
Though the list is endless these comprise the most important pains in my…(you know what).
But hey the one who beats them all is…any guesses? Yes, all the wives of this world you got it right! He’s indeed my dear husband! ARRRRRGGGGH I feel clawed! Mother nature what got into your head when you made husbands? Was the world already coming to an end then? Oh how I hate those self-pity moments when darling returns from office with all the load of this cruel world on him…each time ther’s a problem to be fixed at home, you should look at the tremendous performance that can give even Al Pacino a run for his money! Feigning a headache is the best excuse till date…’cause if I speak a little over my pitch he starts complaining of a migraine, or the start of some deadly disease…! Grrrrr…God I wish you could come down once and see the overacting you would hate yourself for the “biggest mistake” of your life!
And it’s just not my home, clearly look around anywhere in this world, you will realize the root of all atrocities and problems of this world!
